We are asking all monkeys within the Side Bar city limits to shed some light on the topic of illumination. Please clarify I beg you, enlighten us with a greater spiritual understanding… Adorn us monkeys with your untested intellectual superiority. Drape us in ornamental cloth and illuminate our standing with silver and gold.
And if all this sounds a bit too complicated could you just hit the light switch on your way in? Ah, yes, illumination.
Maybe a good old fashioned Christmas is what you desire… Well, the Griswold’s are coming for the first ever Monkey Side Bar’s National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation! We’ve got the entire place illuminated with over a billion twinkle lights and if were lucky we may just get noticed from space!
Illuminate us with your Illumination draws Sunday, December 29th!